I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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