How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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