Its about making memories worth repressing
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You've changed since you got that strap on
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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