Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
