They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
this just has baby written all over it
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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