It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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