I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
fuck your aforementioned shoe
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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