After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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