I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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