I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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