Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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