yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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