i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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