Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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