According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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