I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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