ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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