even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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