And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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