Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All I want is dick and wine.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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