Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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