Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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