After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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