Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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