If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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