I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My cat gives me a boner
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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