Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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