it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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