The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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