I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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