I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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