If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
