do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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