Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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