a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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