eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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