i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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