Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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