fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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