the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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