my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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