Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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