alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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