Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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