I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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