I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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