She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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