I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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