Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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