Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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