Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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