You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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