You really coming over, don't trick.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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