what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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