And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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