one two three fourrrrnication!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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