Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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